Now we get to see a totally different sort of police consulting. Do companies like this exist? You bet! Other than Miles & Madigan, the other companies are real. While researching this I went through their websites. Fascinating stuff.
The expensive dinner in Atlanta reminds me of a dinner I ‘hosted’ a dozen-and-a-half years ago or so. My son was stationed in Norfolk at the time, and we all went down to visit. It was my wife and eldest daughter and me, my youngest girl and her fiancé (now husband), and my son, his wife, and their baby daughter. Anyway, we decided to go to dinner in Virginia Beach, where I had never been before, and we parked near a place called Ruth’s Chris Steak House. I’d never really heard of it, just the name, and since Dumb Grandpa was paying, we went inside. I gulped when I saw the menu, but by then we were committed. At least we didn’t have to pay for the baby. For the seven adults the price was well over $500. At least we didn’t get the expensive stuff!
‘Be there with bells on’ has several possible sources. One is that medieval court jesters wore bells on their costumes. Most included the idea that it comes from the practice of putting bells on horse harnesses and straps, sometimes for parades and circuses, sometimes to pay off rescuers if your carriage or wagon went off the road. The expression itself dates back to at least the early 18th Century.
What I described in the M&M approach to Grim is pretty standard. I’ve worked with consultants and sold a business to another outfit, and this pretty much describes what happens. The same is true in chapter 18. I’ve been to corporate meetings and sales banquets like I wrote, and I’ve seen mouthy drunks at those meetings, too! Welcome to big business!
One of my police editors described a situation where his department in the Galveston area hired a consulting company. As he described it: “In the end, they gave us several really stupid recommendations that didn't fit what we did, and left us with a book of rules and regulations…it was printed front and back of each page and was about 2 inches thick…I managed not to run afoul of the injunction against wearing a sword on my uniform…and that is the story about how the Board of Trustees blew almost $100,000” There was a LOT more silly stuff he described. It’s like I’ve told my wife more than once about writing this story, I can’t make this shit up!