Chapter 14: Among Thieves

Cyril was vaguely conscious of the touch of some one’s hand about the region of his throat; not of a soft or a gentle hand, but of a clumsy, fumbling, yet resolute paw. Then of something falling on to him--falling with a splashing sound. He opened his eyes, heavily, dreamily. He heard a voice, speaking as if from afar.

“Hullo, chummie, so you ain’t dead, after all?--leastways, not as yet you ain’t.”

The voice was not a musical voice, nor a friendly one. It was harsh and husky, as if the speaker suffered from a chronic cold. It was the voice not only of an uneducated man, but of the lowest type of English-speaking human animal. Cyril shuddered as he heard it. His eyes closed of their own accord.

“Now then!”

The words were accompanied by a smart, stinging blow on Mr. Paxton’s cheek, a blow from the open palm of an iron-fronted hand. Severe though it was, Paxton was in such a condition of curious torpor that it scarcely seemed to stir him. It induced him to open his eyes again, and that, apparently, was all.

“Look here, chummie, if you’re a-going to make a do of it, make a do of it, and we’ll bury you. But if you’re going to keep on living, move yourself, and look alive about it. I ain’t going to spend all my time waiting for you--it’s not quite good enough.”

While the flow of words continued, Cyril endeavoured to get the speaker’s focus--to resolve his individuality within the circuit of his vision. And, by degrees, it began to dawn on him that the man was, after all, quite close to him: too close, indeed--very much too close. With a sensation of disgust he realised that the fellow’s face was actually within a few inches of his own--realised, too, what an unpleasant face it was, and that the man’s horrible breath was mingling with his. It was an evil face, the face of one who had grown prematurely old. Staring eyes were set in cavernous sockets. A month’s growth of bristles accentuated the animalism of the man’s mouth, and jaw, and chin. His ears stuck out like flappers. His forehead receded. His scanty, grizzled hair looked as if it had been shaved off close to his head. Altogether, the man presented a singularly unpleasant picture. As Paxton grasped, slowly enough, how unpleasant, he became conscious of a feeling of unconquerable repulsion.

“Who are you?” he asked.

His voice did not sound to him as if it were his own. It was thin, and faint like the voice of some puny child.

“Me?” The fellow chuckled--not by any means in a way which was suggestive of mirth. “I’m the Lord Mayor and Aldermen--that’s who I am.”

Paxton’s senses were so dulled, and he felt so stupid, that he was unable to understand, on the instant, if the fellow was in earnest.

“The Lord Mayor and Aldermen--you?”

The man chuckled again.

“Yes; and likewise the Dook of Northumberland and the Archbishop of Canterbury. Let alone the Queen’s own R’yal physician, what’s been specially engaged, regardless of all cost, to bring you back to life, so as you can be killed again.”

The man’s words made Cyril think. Killed again? What had happened to him already? Where was he? Something seemed suddenly to clear his brain, and to make him conscious of the strangeness of his surroundings. He tried to move, and found he could not.

“What’s the matter? Where am I?”

“As for what’s the matter, why, there’s one or two things as is the matter. And, as for where you are, why, that’s neither here nor there. If I was you, I wouldn’t ask no questions.”

Mr. Paxton looked at the speaker keenly. His eyesight was improving. The sense of accurate perception was returning to him fast. The clearer his head became, the more acutely he realised that something beyond the normal seemed to be weighing on his physical frame, and to clog all the muscles of his body.

“What tricks have you been playing on me?”

The man’s huge mouth was distorted by a mirthless grin.

“There you are again, asking of your questions. Ain’t I told yer, not half a moment since, that if I was you I wouldn’t? I’ve only been having a little game with you, that’s all.”

The man’s tone stirred Paxton to sudden anger. It was all he could do to prevent himself giving utterance to what, under the circumstances, would have been tantamount to a burst of childish petulance. He tried again to move, and immediately became conscious that at least the upper portion of his body was sopping wet, and he was lying in what seemed to be a pool of water.

“What’s this I’m lying in?”

For answer the man, taking up a pail which had been standing by his side, dashed its contents full into Cyril’s face.

“That’s what you’re lying in--about eighteen gallons or so of that; as nice clean water as ever you swallowed. You see, I’ve had to give you a sluicing or two, to liven you up. We didn’t want to feel, after all the trouble we’ve had to get you, as how we’d lost you.”

The water, for which Mr. Paxton had been wholly unprepared, and which had been hurled at him with considerable force, had gone right into his eyes and mouth. He had to struggle and gasp for breath. His convulsive efforts seemed to amuse his assailant not a little.

“That’s right, choke away! A good plucked one you are, from what I hear. Fond of a bit of a scrap, I’m told. A nice little job they seem to have had of it a-getting of you here.”

As the fellow spoke, the events of the night came back to Cyril in a sudden rush of memory. His leaving the hotel, flushed with excitement; the glow of pleasure which had warmed the blood in his veins at the prospect of meeting Daisy laden with good tidings--he remembered it all. Remembered, too, how, when he had scarcely started on his quest, some one, unexpectedly, had come upon him from behind, and how a cloth had been thrown across his face and held tightly against his mouth--a wet cloth, saturated with some sticky, sweet-smelling stuff. And how it had dragged him backwards, overpowering him all at once with a sense of sickening faintness. He had some misty recollection, too, of a cab standing close beside him, and of his being forced into it. But memory carried him no further; the rest was blank.