The Blue Behemoth
Copyright© 2024 by Leigh Brackett
Chapter 1
Bucky Shannon leaned forward across the little hexagonal table. He knocked over the pitcher of thil, but it didn’t matter. The pitcher was empty. He jabbed me in the breastbone with his forefinger, not very hard. Not hard enough to jar the ribs clean loose, just enough to spring them.
“We,” he said, “are broke. We are finished, through. Washed up and down the drain.” He added, as an afterthought, “Destitute.”
I looked at him. I said sourly, “You’re kidding!”
“Kidding.” Shannon put his elbows on the table and peered at me through a curtain of very blond hair that was trying hard to be red. “He says I’m kidding! With Shannon’s Imperial Circus, the Greatest Show in Space, plastered so thick with attachments...”
“It’s no more plastered than you are.” I was sore because he’d been a lot quicker grabbing the pitcher. “The Greatest Show in Space. Phooey! I’ve wet-nursed Shannon’s Imperial Circus around the Triangle for eleven years, and I know. It’s lousy, it’s mangy, it’s broken-down! Nothing works, from the ship to the roustabouts. In short, it stinks!”
I must have had the pitcher oftener than I thought. Nobody insults Buckhalter Shannon’s Imperial Circus to Buckhalter Shannon’s face unless he’s tired and wants a long rest in a comfy fracture-frame.
Shannon got up. He got up slowly. I had plenty of time to see his grey-green eyes get sleepy, and hear the quarter-Earth-blood Martian girl wailing about love over by the battered piano, and watch the slanting cat-eyes of the little dark people at the tables swing round toward us, pleased and kind of hungry.
I had plenty of time to think how I only weigh one-thirty-seven to Shannon’s one-seventy-five, and how I’m not as young as I used to be.
I said, “Bucky. Hold on, fella. I...”
Somebody said, “Excuse me, gentlemen. Is one of you Mister Buckhalter Shannon?”
Shannon put his hands down on his belt. He closed his eyes and smiled pleasantly and said, very gently:
“Would you be collecting for the feed bill, or the fuel?”
I shot a glance at the newcomer. He’d saved me from a beating, even if he was a lousy bill-collecter; and I felt sorry for him. Bucky Shannon settled his shoulders and hips like a dancer.
The stranger was a little guy. He even made me look big. He was dressed in dark-green synthesilk, very conservative. There was a powdering of grey in his hair and his skin was pink, soft, and shaved painfully clean. He had the kind of a face that nice maiden-ladies will trust with their last dime. I looked for his strong-arm squad.
There didn’t seem to be any. The little guy looked at Shannon with pale blue eyes like a baby, and his voice was softer than Bucky’s.
He said, “I don’t think you understand.”
I felt cold, suddenly, between the shoulders. Somebody scraped a chair back. It sounded like he’d ripped the floor open, it was so quiet. I got my brassies on, and my hands were sweating. Bucky Shannon sighed, and let his fist start traveling, a long, deceptive arc.
Then I saw what the little guy was holding in his hand.
I yelled and knocked the table over into Bucky. It made a lot of noise. It knocked him sideways and down, and the little dark men jumped up, quivering and showing their teeth. The Martian girl screamed.
Bucky heaved the table off his lap and cursed me. “What’s eating you, Jig? I’m not going to hurt him.”
“Shut up,” I said. “Look what he’s got there. Money!”
The little guy looked at me. He hadn’t turned a hair. “Yes,” he said. “Money. Quite a lot of it. Would you gentlemen permit me to join you?”
Bucky Shannon got up. He grinned his pleasantest grin. “Delighted. I’m Shannon. This is Jig Bentley, my business manager.” He looked down at the table. “I’m sorry about that. Mistaken identity.”
The little guy smiled. He did it with his lips. The rest of his face stayed placid and babyish, almost transparent. I realized with a start that it wasn’t transparent at all. It was the most complete dead-pan I ever met, and you couldn’t see into those innocent blue eyes any more than you could see through sheet metal.
I didn’t like him. I didn’t like him at all. But he had money. I said, “Howdy. Let’s go find a booth. These Marshies make me nervous, looking like hungry cats at a mouse-hole.”
The little guy nodded. “Excellent idea. My name is Beamish. Simon Beamish. I wish to—ah—charter your circus.”
I looked at Bucky. He looked hungrier than the Marshies did. We didn’t say anything until we got Beamish into a curtained booth with a fresh pitcher of thil on the table. Then I cleared my throat.
“What exactly did you have in mind, Mr. Beamish?”
Beamish sipped his drink, made a polite face, and put it down. “I have independent means, gentlemen. It has always been my desire to lighten the burden of life for those less fortunate...”
Bucky got red around the ears. “Just a minute,” he murmured, and started to get up. I kicked him under the table.
“Shut up, you lug. Let Mister Beamish finish.”
He sat down, looking like a mean dog waiting for the postman. Beamish ignored him. He went on, quietly,
“I have always held that entertainment, of the right sort, is the most valuable aid humanity can have in its search for the alleviation of toil and boredom...”
I said, “Sure, sure. But what was your idea?”
“There are many towns along the Venusian frontiers where no entertainment of the—proper sort has been available. I propose to remedy that. I propose to charter your circus, Mister Shannon, to make a tour of several settlements along the Tehara Belt.”
Bucky had relaxed. His grey-green eyes began to gleam. He started to speak, and I kicked him again.
“That would be expensive, Mister Beamish,” I said. “We’d have to cancel several engagements...”
He looked at me. I was lying, and he knew it. But he said,
“I quite understand that. I would be prepared...”
The curtains were yanked back suddenly. Beamish shut up. Bucky and I glared at the head and shoulders poking in between the drapes.
It was Gow, our zoo-man—a big, ugly son-of-a-gun from a Terran colony on Mercury. I was there once. Gow looks a lot like the scenery—scowling, unapproachable, and tough. His hands, holding the curtains apart, had thick black hair on them and were not much larger than the hams of a Venusian swamp-rhino.
He said, “Boss, Gertrude’s actin’ up again.”
“Gertrude be blowed,” growled Bucky. “Can’t you see I’m busy?”
Gow’s black eyes were unpleasant. “I’m tellin’ you, Boss, Gertrude ain’t happy. She ain’t had the right food. If something...”
I said, “That’ll all be taken care of, Gow. Run along now.”
He looked at me like he was thinking it wouldn’t take much timber to fit me for a coffin. “Okay! But Gertrude’s unhappy. She’s lonesome, see? And if she don’t get happier pretty soon I ain’t sure your tin-pot ship’ll hold her.”
He pulled the curtains to and departed. Bucky Shannon groaned. Beamish cleared his throat and said, rather stiffly,
“Gertrude?”
“Yeah. She’s kind of temperamental.” Bucky took a quick drink. I finished for him.
“She’s the star attraction of our show, Mr. Beamish. A real blue-swamp Venusian cansin. The only other one on the Triangle belongs to Savitt Brothers, and she’s much smaller than Gertrude.”
She was also much younger, but I didn’t go into that. Gertrude may be a little creaky, but she’s still pretty impressive. I only hoped she wouldn’t die on us, because without her we’d have a sicker-looking circus than even I could stand.
Beamish looked impressed. “A cansin. Well, well! The mystery surrounding the origin and species of the cansin is a fascinating subject. The extreme rarity of the animal...”
We were getting off the subject. I said tactfully, “We’d have to have at least a hundred U.C.’s.”
It was twice what we had any right to ask. I was prepared to dicker. Beamish looked at me with that innocent dead pan. For a fraction of a second I thought I saw something back of his round blue eyes, and my stomach jumped like it was shot. Beamish smiled sweetly.
“I’m not much of a bargainer. One hundred Universal Credits will be agreeable to me.” He dragged out a roll as big as my two fists, peeled off half a dozen credit slips, and laid them on the table.
“By way of a retainer, gentleman. My attorney and I will call on you in the morning with a contract and itinerary. Good night.”
We said good night, trying not to drool. Beamish went away. Bucky made grab for the money, but I beat him to it.
“Scram,” I said. “There are guys waiting for this. Big guys with clubs. Here.” I gave him a small-denomination slip I’d been holding out. “We can get lushed enough on this.”
Shannon has a good vocabulary. He used it. When he got his breath back he said suddenly,
“Beamish is pulling some kind of a game.”
“Yeah.”
“It may be crooked.”
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