Miss Billy's Decision
Copyright© 2024 by Eleanor H. Porter
Chapter 7: Old Friends and New
At ten minutes before six on the afternoon of Arkwright’s arrival, Billy came into the living-room to welcome the three Henshaw brothers, who, as was frequently the case, were dining at Hillside.
Bertram thought Billy had never looked prettier than she did this afternoon with the bronze sheen of her pretty house gown bringing out the bronze lights in her dark eyes and in the soft waves of her beautiful hair. Her countenance, too, carried a peculiar something that the artist’s eye was quick to detect, and that the artist’s fingers tingled to put on canvas.
“Jove! Billy,” he said low in her ear, as he greeted her, “I wish I had a brush in my hand this minute. I’d have a ‘Face of a Girl’ that would be worth while!”
Billy laughed and dimpled her appreciation; but down in her heart she was conscious of a vague unrest. Billy wished, sometimes, that she did not so often seem to Bertram—a picture.
She turned to Cyril with outstretched hand.
“Oh, yes, Marie’s coming,” she smiled in answer to the quick shifting of Cyril’s eyes to the hall doorway. “And Aunt Hannah, too. They’re up-stairs.”
“And Mary Jane?” demanded William, a little anxiously
“Will’s getting nervous,” volunteered Bertram, airily. “He wants to see Mary Jane. You see we’ve told him that we shall expect him to see that she doesn’t bother us four too much, you know. He’s expected always to remove her quietly but effectually, whenever he sees that she is likely to interrupt a tête-á-tête. Naturally, then, Will wants to see Mary Jane.”
Billy began to laugh hysterically. She dropped into a chair and raised both her hands, palms outward.
“Don’t, don’t—please don’t!” she choked, “or I shall die. I’ve had all I can stand, already.”
“All you can stand?”
“What do you mean?”
“Is she so—impossible?” This last was from Bertram, spoken softly, and with a hurried glance toward the hall.
Billy dropped her hands and lifted her head. By heroic effort she pulled her face into sobriety—all but her eyes—and announced:
“Mary Jane is—a man.”
“Wha-at?”
“A man!”
“Billy!”
Three masculine forms sat suddenly erect.
“Yes. Oh, Uncle William, I know now just how you felt—I know, I know,” gurgled Billy, incoherently. “There he stood with his pink just as I did—only he had a brown beard, and he didn’t have Spunk—and I had to telephone to prepare folks, just as you did. And the room—the room! I fixed the room, too,” she babbled breathlessly, “only I had curling tongs and hair pins in it instead of guns and spiders!”
“Child, child! what are you talking about?” William’s face was red.
“A man!—Mary Jane!” Cyril was merely cross.
“Billy, what does this mean?” Bertram had grown a little white.
Billy began to laugh again, yet she was plainly trying to control herself.
“I’ll tell you. I must tell you. Aunt Hannah is keeping him up-stairs so I can tell you,” she panted. “But it was so funny, when I expected a girl, you know, to see him with his brown beard, and he was so tall and big! And, of course, it made me think how I came, and was a girl when you expected a boy; and Mrs. Carleton had just said to-day that maybe this girl would even things up. Oh, it was so funny!”
“Billy, my-my dear,” remonstrated Uncle William, mildly.
“But what is his name?” demanded Cyril.
“Did the creature sign himself ‘Mary Jane’?” exploded Bertram.
“I don’t know his name, except that it’s ‘M. J.’—and that’s how he signed the letters. But he is called ‘Mary Jane’ sometimes, and in the letter he quoted somebody’s speech—I’ve forgotten just how—but in it he was called ‘Mary Jane,’ and, of course, Aunt Hannah took him for a girl,” explained Billy, grown a little more coherent now.
“Didn’t he write again?” asked William.
“Yes.”
“Well, why didn’t he correct the mistake, then?” demanded Bertram.
Billy chuckled.
“He didn’t want to, I guess. He thought it was too good a joke.”
“Joke!” scoffed Cyril.
“But, see here, Billy, he isn’t going to live here—now?” Bertram’s voice was almost savage.
“Oh, no, he isn’t going to live here—now,” interposed smooth tones from the doorway.
“Mr.—Arkwright!” breathed Billy, confusedly.
Three crimson-faced men sprang to their feet. The situation, for a moment, threatened embarrassed misery for all concerned; but Arkwright, with a cheery smile, advanced straight toward Bertram, and held out a friendly hand.
“The proverbial fate of listeners,” he said easily; “but I don’t blame you at all. No, ‘he’ isn’t going to live here,” he went on, grasping each brother’s hand in turn, as Billy murmured faint introductions; “and what is more, he hereby asks everybody’s pardon for the annoyance his little joke has caused. He might add that he’s heartily-ashamed of himself, as well; but if any of you—” Arkwright turned to the three tall men still standing by their chairs—”if any of you had suffered what he has at the hands of a swarm of youngsters for that name’s sake, you wouldn’t blame him for being tempted to get what fun he could out of Mary Jane—if there ever came a chance!”
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