The Princess Priscilla's Fortnight
Copyright© 2024 by Elizabeth Von Arnim
Chapter 11
What she meant by speaking to the vicar was a vigorous stirring of him up to wrath; but you cannot stir up vicars if they are truly good. The vicar was a pious and patient old man, practiced in forgiveness, in overlooking, in waiting, in trying again. Always slow to anger, as the years drew him more and more apart into the shadows of old age and he watched from their clear coolness with an ever larger comprehension the younger generations striving together in the heat, he grew at last unable to be angered at all. The scriptural injunction not to let the sun go down upon your wrath had no uses for him, for he possessed no wrath for the sun to go down upon. He had that lovable nature that sees the best in everything first, and then prefers to look no further. He took for granted that people were at bottom good and noble, and the assumption went a long way towards making them so. Robin, for instance, was probably saved by his father’s unclouded faith in him. Mrs. Morrison, a woman who had much trouble with herself, having come into the world with the wings of the angel in her well glued down and prevented from spreading by a multitude of little defects, had been helped without her knowing it by his example out of many a pit of peevishness and passion. Who shall measure the influence of one kind and blameless life? His wife, in her gustier moments, thought it sheer weakness, this persistent turning away from evil, this refusal to investigate and dissect, to take sides, to wrestle. The evil was there, and it was making an ostrich or a vegetable of one’s self to go on being calm in the face of it. With the blindness of wives, who are prevented from seeing clearly by the very closeness of the object—the same remark exactly applies to husbands—she did not see that the vicar was the candle shining in a naughty world, that he was the leaven that leaveneth the whole lump. And just as leaven leavens by its mere presence in the lump, by merely passively being there, and will go on doing it so long as there is a lump to leaven, so had the vicar, more than his hardworking wife, more than the untiring Lady Shuttleworth, more than any district visitor, parish nurse, or other holy person, influenced Symford by simply living in it in a way that would have surprised him had he known. There is a great virtue in sweeping out one’s own house and trimming its lamps before starting on the house and lamps of a neighbour; and since new dust settles every day, and lamps, I believe, need constant trimming, I know not when the truly tidy soul will have attained so perfect a spotlessness as to justify its issuing forth to attack the private dust of other people. And if it ever did, lo, it would find the necessity no longer there. Its bright untiringness would unconsciously have done its work, and every dimmer soul within sight of that cheerful shining been strengthened and inspired to go and do likewise.
But Mrs. Morrison, who saw things differently, was constantly trying to stir up storms in the calm waters of the vicar’s mind; and after the episode in Mrs. Jones’s front garden she made a very determined effort to get him to rebuke Priscilla. Her own indignation was poured out passionately. The vicar was surprised at her heat, he who was so beautifully cool himself, and though he shook his head over Mrs. Jones’s rum he also smiled as he shook it. Nor was he more reasonable about Robin. On the contrary, he declared that he would think mightily little of a young man who did not immediately fall head over ears in love with such a pretty girl.
“You don’t mind our boy’s heart being broken, then?” questioned his wife bitterly; of her plans for Netta she had never cared to speak.
“My dear, if it is to be broken there is no young lady I would sooner entrust with the job.”
“You don’t mind his marrying an adventuress, then?”
“My dear, I know of no adventuress.”
“You rather like our old people to be tempted to drink, to have it thrust upon them on their very dying beds?”
“Kate, are you not bitter?”
“Psha,” said his wife, drumming her foot.
“Psha, Kate?” inquired the vicar mildly; and it is not always that the saintly produce a soothing effect on their wives.
It really seemed as if the girl were to have her own way in Symford, unchecked even by Lady Shuttleworth, whose attitude was entirely incomprehensible. She was to be allowed to corrupt the little hamlet that had always been so good, to lead it astray, to lure it down paths of forbidden indulgence, to turn it topsy turvy to an extent not even reached by the Dissenting family that had given so much trouble a few years before. It was on the Sunday morning as the church bells were ringing, that Mrs. Morrison, prayer-book in hand, looked in at Mrs. Jones’s on her way to service and discovered the five-pound note.
The old lady was propped up in bed with her open Bible on her lap and her spectacles lying in it, and as usual presented to her visitor the perfect realization of her ideal as to the looks and manners most appropriate to ailing Christians. There was nowhere a trace of rum, and the only glass in the room was innocently filled with the china roses that flowered so profusely in the garden at Baker’s Farm. But Mrs. Morrison could not for all that dissemble the disappointment and sternness of her heart, and the old lady glanced up at her as she came in with a kind of quavering fearfulness, like that of a little child who is afraid it may be going to be whipped, or of a conscientious dog who has lapsed unaccountably from rectitude.
“I have come to read the gospel for the day to you,” said Mrs. Morrison, sitting down firmly beside her.
“Thank you mum,” said Mrs. Jones with meekness.
“My prayer-book has such small print—give me your Bible.”
A look of great anxiety came into Mrs. Jones’s eyes, but the Bible was drawn from between her trembling old hands, and Mrs. Morrison began to turn its pages. She had not turned many before she came to the five-pound note. “What is this?” she asked, in extreme surprise.
Mrs. Jones gave a little gasp, and twisted her fingers about.
“A five-pound note?” exclaimed Mrs. Morrison, holding it up. “How did it come here?”
“It’s mine, mum,” quavered Mrs. Jones.
“Yours? Do you mean to say you have money hidden away and yet allow Lady Shuttleworth to pay everything for you?”
“It’s the first I ever ‘ad, mum,” faintly murmured the old lady, her eyes following every movement of Mrs. Morrison’s hands with a look of almost animal anxiety.
“Where did it come from?”
“The young lady give it me yesterday, mum.”
“The young lady?” Mrs. Morrison’s voice grew very loud. “Do you mean the person staying at the Pearces’?”
Mrs. Jones gulped, and feebly nodded.
“Most improper. Most wrong. Most dangerous. You cannot tell how she came by it, and I must say I’m surprised at you, Mrs. Jones. It probably is not a real one. It is unlikely a chit like that should be able to give so large a sum away—” And Mrs. Morrison held up the note to the light and turned it round and round, scrutinizing it from every point of view, upside down, back to front, sideways, with one eye shut; but it refused to look like anything but a good five-pound note, and she could only repeat grimly “Most dangerous.”
The old lady watched her, a terrible anxiety in her eyes. Her worst fears were fulfilled when the vicar’s wife folded it up and said decidedly, “For the present I shall take care of it for you. You cannot lie here with so much money loose about the place. Why, if it got round the village you might have some one in who’d murder you. People have been murdered before now for less than this. I shall speak to the vicar about it.” And she put it in her purse, shut it with a snap, and took up the Bible again.
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