The Honorable Percival
Copyright© 2024 by Alice Caldwell Hegan Rice
Chapter 2: A Counter-Irritant
If there is a place on earth where one meets with the present face to face, it is on shipboard. Whether salt water and sea air act as a narcotic on memories of the past and dreams of the future has never been proved, but it is undeniably true that at sea time becomes a static thing and concerns itself solely with the affairs of the moment.
During that first long afternoon Percival slept; and if the faithless Hortense essayed to haunt his dreams, she was drowned in the profundity of his slumber. It was not until his valet touched his arm and respectfully submitted the information that the first gong had sounded for dinner that he woke to the fact that the Saluria was still swinging from the trough to the summit of increasingly high waves and that the deck was virtually deserted.
“If you are not feeling quite the thing, sir,” said the valet, solicitously, “shall I serve your dinner on deck, sir?”
Instantly Percival rose.
“By no means,” he said coldly. “Get me a sherry and bitters. I’ll dress at once.”
Proud indifference to every passing sensation was manifest in each detail of his careful toilet when he took his place at the captain’s table some twenty minutes later. With a haughty inclination of the head, he seated himself and, apparently unaware of the glances cast upon him, devoted himself to an absorbed perusal of the menu. He was quite used to being looked at; in fact, he suffered the admiration of the public with noble tolerance: only it must keep its distance; he could have no presuming.
On his arrival the conversation suffered a sudden chill; but the captain, who knew the signs of approaching icebergs, soon steered the talk back into warm waters. It was evident that the captain was in the habit of occupying the center of the stage, a fact which should have gratified Percival, inasmuch as it focused attention at the far end of the table. Strange to say, he was not gratified. He conceived an immediate dislike for the large, good-looking officer, who seemed built especially to show off his smart uniform, and who brazenly ignored all conventions save those of navigation, His peculiarities of speech, which at another time might have gratified Percival and confirmed the report he was bearing back to England that Americans were, if possible, more obnoxious at home than abroad, now jarred upon him grievously. He found it difficult to follow the story that was causing the present merriment.
“And when my Nelson eye discovered,” the captain was concluding, “that Ah Foo was perambulating an affair in Shanghai, I summoned the slave and asked him if his mind was set on becoming festooned in matrimony. He thought it was. So I up and bought the damsel for him, paid one hundred Mex. for her, and, if you’ll believe me, haven’t had a dime’s worth of work out of Ah Foo since!”
Percival found himself on the dry beach of non-comprehension when the tide of laughter followed the receding story,
“A cup of very strong tea and dry toast,” he said over his shoulder to the waiting Chinaman.
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