Chapter 5

Directly the tall man went and lay down and began to groan.

The freckled man felt the miseries of the world upon him. He grew angry at the tall man awakening him. They quarrelled.

“Well,” said the tall man, finally, “we’re in a fix.”

“I know that,” said the other, sharply.

They regarded the ceiling in silence.

“What in the thunder are we going to do?” demanded the tall man, after a time. His companion was still silent. “Say,” repeated he, angrily, “what in the thunder are we going to do?”

“I’m sure I don’t know,” said the freckled man in a dismal voice.

“Well, think of something,” roared the other. “Think of something, you old fool. You don’t want to make any more idiots of yourself, do you?”

“I ain’t made an idiot of myself.”

“Well, think. Know anybody in the city?”

“I know a fellow up in Harlem,” said the freckled man.

“You know a fellow up in Harlem,” howled the tall man. “Up in Harlem! How the dickens are we to—say, you’re crazy!”

“We can take a cab,” cried the other, waxing indignant.

The tall man grew suddenly calm. “Do you know any one else?” he asked, measuredly.

“I know another fellow somewhere on Park Place.”

“Somewhere on Park Place,” repeated the tall man in an unnatural manner. “Somewhere on Park Place.” With an air of sublime resignation he turned his face to the wall.

The freckled man sat erect and frowned in the direction of his companion. “Well, now, I suppose you are going to sulk. You make me ill! It’s the best we can do, ain’t it? Hire a cab and go look that fellow up on Park—What’s that? You can’t afford it? What nonsense! You are getting—Oh! Well, maybe we can beg some clothes of the captain. Eh? Did I see ‘im. Certainly, I saw ‘im. Yes, it is improbable that a man who wears trousers like that can have clothes to lend. No, I won’t wear oilskins and a sou’-wester. To Athens? Of course not! I don’t know where it is. Do you? I thought not. With all your grumbling about other people, you never know anything important yourself. What? Broadway? I’ll be hanged first. We can get off at Harlem, man alive. There are no cabs in Harlem. I don’t think we can bribe a sailor to take us ashore and bring a cab to the dock, for the very simple reason that we have nothing to bribe him with. What? No, of course not. See here, Tom Sharp, don’t you swear at me like that. I won’t have it. What’s that? I ain’t, either. I ain’t. What? I am not. It’s no such thing. I ain’t. I’ve got more than you have, anyway. Well, you ain’t doing anything so very brilliant yourself—just lying there and cussin’.” At length the tall man feigned to prodigiously snore. The freckled man thought with such vigour that he fell asleep.