Whilomville Stories
Copyright© 2024 by Stephen Crane
Chapter 13: A Little Pilgrimage
One November it became clear to childish minds in certain parts of Whilomville that the Sunday-school of the Presbyterian church would not have for the children the usual tree on Christmas eve. The funds free for that ancient festival would be used for the relief of suffering among the victims of the Charleston earthquake.
The plan had been born in the generous head of the superintendent of the Sunday-school, and during one session he had made a strong plea that the children should forego the vain pleasures of a tree and, in glorious application of the Golden Rule, refuse a local use of the fund, and will that it be sent where dire pain might be alleviated. At the end of a tearfully eloquent speech the question was put fairly to a vote, and the children in a burst of virtuous abandon carried the question for Charleston. Many of the teachers had been careful to preserve a finely neutral attitude, but even if they had cautioned the children against being too impetuous they could not have checked the wild impulses.
But this was a long time before Christmas.
Very early, boys held important speech together. “Huh! you ain’t goin’ to have no Christmas tree at the Presbyterian Sunday-school.”
Sullenly the victim answered, “No, we ain’t.”
“Huh!” scoffed the other denomination, “we are goin’ to have the all-firedest biggest tree that you ever saw in the world.”
The little Presbyterians were greatly downcast.
It happened that Jimmie Trescott had regularly attended the Presbyterian Sunday-school. The Trescotts were consistently undenominational, but they had sent their lad on Sundays to one of the places where they thought he would receive benefits. However, on one day in December, Jimmie appeared before his father and made a strong spiritual appeal to be forthwith attached to the Sunday-school of the Big Progressive church. Doctor Trescott mused this question considerably. “Well, Jim,” he said, “why do you conclude that the Big Progressive Sunday-school is better for you than the Presbyterian Sunday-school?”
“Now—it’s nicer,” answered Jimmie, looking at his father with an anxious eye.
“How do you mean?”
“Why—now—some of the boys what go to the Presbyterian place, they ain’t very nice,” explained the flagrant Jimmie.
Trescott mused the question considerably once more. In the end he said: “Well, you may change if you wish, this one time, but you must not be changing to and fro. You decide now, and then you must abide by your decision.”
“Yessir,” said Jimmie, brightly. “Big Progressive.”
“All right,” said the father. “But remember what I’ve told you.”
On the following Sunday morning Jimmie presented himself at the door of the basement of the Big Progressive church. He was conspicuously washed, notably raimented, prominently polished. And, incidentally, he was very uncomfortable because of all these virtues.
A number of acquaintances greeted him contemptuously. “Hello, Jimmie! What you doin’ here? Thought you was a Presbyterian?”
Jimmie cast down his eyes and made no reply. He was too cowed by the change. However, Homer Phelps, who was a regular patron of the Big Progressive Sunday-school, suddenly appeared and said, “Hello, Jim!” Jimmie seized upon him. Homer Phelps was amenable to Trescott laws, tribal if you like, but iron-bound, almost compulsory.
“Hello, Homer!” said Jimmie, and his manner was so good that Homer felt a great thrill in being able to show his superior a new condition of life.
“You ‘ain’t never come here afore, have you?” he demanded, with a new arrogance.
“No, I ‘ain’t,” said Jimmie. Then they stared at each other and manœuvred.
“You don’t know my teacher,” said Homer.
“No, I don’t know her” admitted Jimmie, but in a way which contended, modestly, that he knew countless other Sunday-school teachers.
“Better join our class,” said Homer, sagely. “She wears spectacles; don’t see very well. Sometimes we do almost what we like.”
“All right,” said Jimmie, glad to place himself in the hands of his friends. In due time they entered the Sunday-school room, where a man with benevolent whiskers stood on a platform and said, “We will now sing No. 33—’Pull for the Shore, Sailor, Pull for the Shore.’” And as the obedient throng burst into melody the man on the platform indicated the time with a fat, white, and graceful hand. He was an ideal Sunday-school superintendent—one who had never felt hunger or thirst or the wound of the challenge of dishonor; a man, indeed, with beautiful flat hands who waved them in greasy victorious beneficence over a crowd of children.